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- In pharmacology all drugs,
once their patent expires, are given generic
names. For example: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is
Ibuprofen,and so on.
The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and
announced today that
they have settled on: Mycoxafailin
Other names considered were:
Mycoxafloppin
Mydixadrupin
Mycoxnowworkin
Mydixarizen......
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- A doctor was having an
affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she
told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he
gave the
nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have
the baby
there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He
replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on
the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and
flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called
him at
the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very
strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't
understand what
it means.''
The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will
explain it
to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the
postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics
rushed
him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the
wife. He
asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two
without.'''
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