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- What
part did you get? This one
little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a
school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his
father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what
part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for
25 years.
] His father congratulated him. And then he said
"That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking
role!"
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- A couple had two little
boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their
parents knew
that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons
were probably
involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been
successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with
her boys. The
clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the
mother sent her
8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see
the clergyman in
the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and
asked him sternly, "Where is God?". The boy's
mouth dropped open, but he
made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open,
wide-eyed. So
the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is
God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the
clergyman raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
bellowed, "WHERE
IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home
and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older
brother found him
in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied "We
are in BIG trouble this
time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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- Zookeeper and Three Boys
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions'
cage and
asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying
to feed peanuts
to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying
to feed
peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."
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- A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his
son
praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta,
Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad
his son
was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on
the floor
of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was
just a
coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God
bless Mommy and
Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.
Sure
enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a
heart
attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his
son's door
the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray:
"God bless
Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all
night, and
went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his
health was
fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the
porch.
She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use
your help! We
found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
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