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  • Top personnel executives of major American corporations were surveyed
    and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. Here's
    what they reported:

    ** "He said he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job,
    it would prove that the company's management was incompetent."

    ** "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music
    at the same time."

    ** "Balding candidate abruptly excused himself [and] returned to
    office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece."

    ** "Asked to see the interviewer's resume to see if the personnel
    executive was qualified to judge the candidate."

    ** "Announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger
    and French fries in the interviewer's office."

    ** " Stating that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty
    by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm."

    ** "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering
    specific interview questions."

    ** "Wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to
    call the police."

    ** "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went
    through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."

    ** "Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me.
    Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."

    ** "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."

    ** "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the
    candidate's briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized an
    said he had to leave for another interview."

    ** "He took off his right shoe and sock, removed a medicated foot
    powder and dusted it on the foot and the shoe. While he was putting
    back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder
    four times a day, and this was the time."

    ** "She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions
    about the job, like nothing had happened."

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