- Santa ji naukri dhoond rahe
they, India mein to kahi se call aayee nahin..."yahaan
to companiya mere, standard kee nahin hai khair !!" Ab
aaayee videsh ki baari... wahan se to ji pehali, baar mein
hi reply aa gaya. bade khush...daru-sharu di party de dali.
Dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai,
kitni salary hai...vagairah- To Santa ne apni Appointment
Letter sab ko dikhayi. English mein likha tha --- "Dear
Mr. Santa, You do not meet our requirements no further
correspondence will be entertained" Sab Santa ke dost
daaru pi ke to pad nahin sakte the aur wo bhi English???? So
Santa ne TRANSLATE kiya Santa: Arey Angrezi ich letter
aayeaa haiga, main hune tonuu translate kaar ke suna riya
haaan .. To suno ki likhya hai...... "Dear Mr.
Santa" ---- Sade pyarey Mishterrr Santa "You do
not meet" ----- tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy
ho. "our requirements" ----- Humhe to bahut
zarooorat hai. "no further correspondence" -----
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi
se aa jao "will be entertained"---- Bahut khatir
ki jayegi.....................
- One day evening a Sardarji
starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are
you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: 'I forgot to
bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: 'Is it! Then,
How did you come to office from home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also
in the morning.
- How Does a Sardar Cheat the
Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
- Mr Banta Singh is traveling
from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe
Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him
whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Banta : 'Oye
Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete
with a world champion' Gary : 'How about if I play left
handed ?' Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!' Banta is
demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the
rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa
Singh. Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary
Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing
left-handed..... Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did
fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
- One day a Sardarji talking
with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu
within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with
my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a
telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
- BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me,
you've just twisted the
figure, the answer is 6!!
- BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins
for my grandson. Clerk: Sir,
vitamin A, B or C? Beppo
Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
yet!!
- BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER
DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying)
the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her
mother died too!
- BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got
stuck in an elevator for 4
hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3 hrs.
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