- Just
a second
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank
you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
- Salary
Expected
Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought
he writes: Yes.
- Crocodile
Boots
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, if you bring
me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find
him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the
reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims: "71st and
*again* barefoot!"
- Thermos
Flask
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?" He said,
"It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke."
- Answering
Machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
-
Photocopies
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
-
Money Needed
Santa Singh needed some money desperately.
Someone told him that if goes & prays at Gurudwara,
Mosque, Church & a temple, that his prayers will
surely be answered. So Santa goes to a Gurudwara, &
prays there. Then he goes to a Mosque and prays there.
Than he goes to a church and prays there. Then he goes to
a Shiv temple. The temple had
a large Lord Shiva statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows his
head, joins his hands and says his prayer.
Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.
Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kirpa karo."
The priest saw Santa praying. He wante to help Santa, but
knew that a Sikh will never accept the money. So he drops
a 100 rupee note, from behind the statue, so that Santa
can not see him. After Santa had said his prayers, and
opened his eyes. He saw the note and thought that god has
listened to his
prayers. He takes the note and goes away. However he is
back again next day for money. Now the priest is really
annoyed with Santa. The Priest decides that he is not
going to give any more money to
Santa. He changes the big Shivji statue with smaller one
of Ganapathi that day. Once again Santa goes to the prayer
room. However he does not notice the difference. Santa
closes his eyes, bows his
head, joins his hands and says his prayer. Santa: "Ho
Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Ajj to
saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Kirpa karo." After
that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any
money.
Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan
ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo jee."
After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any
money. He slowly raises his head and now notices that
small Ganapthi statue. He carefully looks left and than
right, & than slowly moves a bit forward near the
statue. Than he whispers to the Statue: "Beta, Papa
kitthe hai?!?!!
- What
did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
-
What do you call an eternity?
Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.
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Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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