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- Little Jhonny asked his father,", how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." (Katen)
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- Lil' Johnny attended a horse
auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from
horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses'
legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Pop, why are you doing that?" "Because I'm
thinking of buying these horses." Johnny looked
worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right
away!" "Why?" his father asked. "Because
the milkman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to
buy Mom!"
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