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- A lawyer opened the door of
his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived
at the scene,
the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his
precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",
he whined. "You
lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick,"
retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
didn't even notice that
your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my
gosh...", replied the lawyer, finally
noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my
Rolex???!!!!"
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- A man phones a lawyer and
asks, "How much would you charge for just
answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man.
"That's very expensive, isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now,
what's your third question?"
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- Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia
after
surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes
fluttered
open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he
fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his
side. A
couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said
"You're
cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead
of "beautiful"
it was "cute." She said "What happened to
'beautiful'? His reply was
"The drugs are wearing off!"
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